January 8, 2012

Players: Game Over (Well Almost)

If you have seen Italian Job, don't even think of watching Players. The Bad memories will stay with you forever, especially the absolutely ham-ful performances by ALL the lead actors. But if you haven't, then Players would turn out to be a decent watch providing you enough twists and turns to keep you interested throughout the length. The credit goes to the original movie. Abbas Mustan simply take every scene and shoots it with the new Actors. Bad performances, Pathetic Music, No 'Oh my God' sequences, Corny Dialogues but with an interesting plot. Bottomline. Watch if you haven't seen the original, Ignore otherwise.

Players revolves around 5 con artists who are trying to steal 10000 Crs worth of Gold from a moving train. Then Betrayal by one of them and it turns into a revenge drama, suddenly there are all sorts of bollywood elements like orphans, handicap children, puraane sapneys, double crosses, triple crosses etc and in the last half hour turns simply too confusing just to differentiate from the original. Should've stuck to the original i say.

The biggest problem i had was, 'why can't you make an original movie'. It's not that we are living in the 90s where we hardly see hollywood flicks. We have already seen Italian job like a million times and there is nothing new you can do to make a remake look like an original and even if you can do it, why don't you make an original only? Half the battle is lost, when you see the 3 Minis running on the streets and realize its a copy. Next, You bollywoodize it. Why do you want to put all that senti stuff in. Pyaar Mohabbat, Puraani Yaadein, Apaahij Bacche, Anaath baccho ka ashram and all that. I mean, why does it HAVE to be about some good cause !! Third, Casting. I mean you actually think Omi Vaidya is a Punjabi Sunny Deol wannabe!! Sikandar Kher as a Deaf.  Neil Nitin Mukesh as a cyber hacker, Sonam Kapoor as a.. wait.. i don know what she does.. You can only laugh when you hear stuff like 'Yeh hain Duniya ke best players'. Duniya ke Best Ch****e i tell you sounds more apt.. Fourth, the performances. You can't expect Award winning stuff from any of the actors but i wish they could simply act at a below average level rather than ham their way to glory in every scene. I can go on and on and on so let's just leave it there.

The good part is, that if you remove the bad acting and bollywoody treatment. It does reasonable justice to the original in terms of filming. The added twists and turns though stupid and confusing, still add that interest factor in the last 10 minutes since the movie moves away from the original plot (Thanks to extra characters and love angles). Another good point was some(but only some) of the dialogues which were actually funny and the usual Abbas Mustan Johny Lever type comedy. In a couple sequences, you actually laugh and forget about the misery you witnessed in the past half an hour.

Overall: If you forget it's a remake. Then you could actually go and enjoy the movie with all its bollywoody treatment, the story, twists & turns, jokes after ignoring the bad acting and corny dialogues.

Feel-O-Meter: 4/10 if you have seen the original. 6/10 if you haven't