Okay, let me start with the good things first (only because there is hardly anything that i liked). Madhavan was very nice and sweet in his role which was supposed to be nice and sweet. The girl who plays Kangana's bihari friend was damn good. The Song Saddi Galli was rocking. The Story (on paper) was pretty neat. Hmmm.. Thats about it i guess.
Now coming to the problems. First and the foremost, Kangana Ranaut is not an actor in any sense of the word. She can only scream 'you baastaaaaaaad' and play a psychotic drug addict (which i guess is not 'acting' but her being her own self) and just can't do anything else (even with the new boobs she just got). She is so fucking irritating that she makes jimmy shergill look like al pacino. She just hams, hams and hams. Director: Kangana, look cute. Kangana Hams. Director: Kangana, look hot. Kangana:L Hms, Director: Kangana, laugh, Kangana : Hams. I mean that dumb actor has same expression for every fuckin emotion possible in this world (or even beyond). Her mere presence on the screen irritates you so much that you forget about any or everything going on.
The Dialogues are the worst in the past 10 years. I mean, even Joginder Movies have better dialogues than this piece of shit. Mithun's movies look like master pieces and literary art. I mean bandar-bandariya and what not was there and you seem to laugh your asses off (ok not really, since you get very irritated) at every emotional sequence throughout.
The Screenplay is shit too. Suddenly you are in one city, then hop to another doing a different thing altogether. Then back in some other city and the best part is the ending. I mean who the fuck wrote that, haan? Dolly Bindra? Yes, i am spoiling it for you by telling you what happens in the end since anyways i dont want you to go and watch this piece of trash. The two Heroes take Two separate baraats at the same time to marry the girl. And then one (supposedly) macho man takes out the gun to shoot the other and then one senti dialogue and he decides to sacrifice his love. Arrrrrrrrgh.. I wish that gun was pointed at me and boom.
Music is the most horrible and cacophonous music i have heard in a long time to the point that it doesnt qualify as music. (Except Saddi Galli ofcourse, which is more like an Item Song and is fuckin awesome). Every song is like An Arrow coming out of Arjun's Bow and just kills you word by word. Bad writing, Bad Music, Bad singing. Just plain Bad.
There is no direction. The movie runs as if the producers-cameraman-songwriter-chaiwala-spotboy all took turns to direct different scenes 'Chal ab meri baari' types. And the characters are just not in their character. I mean for god's sake, Jimmy Shergill is a lucknow guy who behaves like a Punjabi jatt for most and suddenly speaks a couple of urdu words to remind us, ohh haan he is from lucknow remember.
I can go on and on and on. But will stop here.
Overall: Worst movie for the next 5 years except Madhavan and That bihari girl's acting and Saddi Galli
Feel-O-Meter: 2/10 (To be honest, i soo want to give it a Zero but Madhavan ka chehra saamne aa jata hai isliye 2/10)