Showing posts with label Tweets/FB Update. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tweets/FB Update. Show all posts

June 7, 2012

Breaking: President expresses disappointment over #Shanghai. She thought those were air tickets for a china trip with family.

June 5, 2012

Save Water. Have it Neat. #WorldEnvironmentDay

May 28, 2012

Dhoni: "Bisla started behaving as if it was gurgaon. And raped our bowlers repeatedly

May 20, 2012

Just thought of an amazing joke. Have sent it for approval to mamata di. Will post upon receiving clerance certificate 

April 8, 2012

Congress talks about minorities reservation, SP talks about minorities reservation, BSP talks about minorities reservation, but they are secular. 
BJP doesn't talk about any caste based differential treatment and they are communal !!

March 7, 2012

Dear long distance relationships, why don't you bloody leave me alone???.. oh wait... damn it... #getit

February 24, 2012

At the breakfast table at A hotel in a new city. Bored and tired, cant think of something witty. 
You glance through the room and notice an absolute hottie. She gives a greeting smile and almost plays naughty. 
Suddenly you start hearing bells in your ears and your pulse seems falling. Then, you realize it's your phone and your girlfriend's calling.

February 14, 2012

We have a very musical relationship. Main uske liye gana gaata hoon aur wo mujhe apni ungliyon pe nachaati hai.. :P
Happy Valentine's Day

January 22, 2012

Guess a man should be called a woman's Sole-mate.. Jo bhi kar ley joote to khaane hi hain :P

December 30, 2011

Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hai. Akadna to murde ki pehchaan hai :)

December 6, 2011

This Status Update is pending for approval at I & B Ministry. Please check back in 48 hours

November 18, 2011

2020: Tom cruise casts Bobby Darling as the lead actor in the sixth mission impossible movie. Calls it. AM I 6 ??

October 9, 2011

Fact of Life: A Miss Walks the Isle and becomes a Missile.

October 6, 2011

If you actually think of it, Ram was among the first HEAD-hunters of the world ! #Happy Dussehra

October 3, 2011

Kuch Na Kar paane ki Frustration aur Bahot Kuch Karna Chahne ki Motivation ka ajab sa suroor chaa raha hai..
Growth De-Growth ka pata nahi, but career gaddhe mein zaroor ja raha hai..

September 30, 2011

Breaking News: Ghadi washing powder launches detergent cake. Calls it Ghanta

September 11, 2011

Marriage is like a 3 Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering!!

August 29, 2011

Breaking news: This Sports day, Government declares ' Blame Game' to be our new national sport

August 28, 2011

Isabella, Katrina and now Irene. Dear women, I hope you get the drift

August 22, 2011

Dear Nokia, just because you launch symbian anna doesn't mean people will support you. Sincerely, janlokpa